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top 5 relationship Myths that make single life seem less sad

Written by Emily on Jan 11th 2016

I caught up with an ex client of mine last week to find out how her first Christmas as a couple had gone. This client of mine (** fake name alert **) Suzie, had come to me because try as she might, she hadn’t been able to hold down a relationship for any longer than a couple of months. We worked on shifting some of her limiting beliefs around commitment through one of my programs and before she knew it, she had met a great guy and was 6 months into a solid, committed relationship. The Christmas just gone was to be her first as an official Girlfriend (you get a badge and everything) and I was eager to hear how it had been.

Suzie had loved sharing the festive period with her boyfriend (finally she didn’t have to dodge the mistletoe in fear of drunken Uncle Al going in for a passionless but nonetheless inappropriate kiss) but once we were 3 lattes in (OK OK you caught me out, it was wine OK, not coffee!) she shared that some of the very things she had been so desperate to have as a couple, were in fact things she now missed about being single. (I know right! You just can’t please all the people all the time! Jeez!)

A hilarious conversation ensued (aided by another glass of wine) as we uncovered some myths that single women often have about relationships. Here are my top 5!

When I was single, I thought… “Two incomes are better than one.”

Sure, more money is always a good thing (unless you’re playing a board game where the aim is to in fact, lose all of your money) but when finances are combined, there is suddenly someone else questioning where the hell all the money goes! Suddenly, your fabulous shoe collection is referred to as an unhealthy obsession… Dude, back off. Don’t diss the shoes. *reluctantly admits she doesn’t wear half of them*

When I was single I thought… “The contents of my shopping trolley will seem less sad when I’m in a relationship and cooking will miraculously be something I want to do because cooking for one is too much effort.”

The reality is, your shopping trolley will still cover all food groups (wine, cheese, a snickers bar and cat food) but you’ll just have more of said products (with the exception of the cat food. Unless he has a cat as well.) and cooking after a long day at work doesn’t suddenly seem ‘worth it’ just because there’s another human eating (and secretly judging) it. Of course there are some fabulous men and women out there who truly love to cook *I salute you* but these people love cooking so much they’d cook for -[hemselves anyway. So this point kinda isn’t relevant to them.

When I was single I thought… “When I’m not home alone I’ll watch less TV”

Bullshit. You just watch less of what you want because he absolutely has to watch Downton Abbey!

When I was single I thought… “Spooning another human at night is better than spooning your teddy bear.”

Now, this is in fact true. But… Sharing a bed with another human has as its disadvantages too. If you managed to find a guy that isn’t a snorer, farter, kicker, fidgeter, bed hogger, duvet stealer, sleep walker, sleep talker; an owner of his own teddy bear or the guy who needs to sleep listening to Sounds of the Rainforest, Track 2 then you lucked out girl!

When I was single I thought… “I’d feel awesome about having a plus one to take to weddings and family events.”

Again, this is true. But, to quote Suzie…

“His tie clashed with my dress… And I told him not to wear the orange one!”

“He got so drunk he pinched Aunt Mauds bum because he thought it was me!”

“No one needs to see his interpretive dance to Hit Me Baby One More Time. And yet they all did.”

Here’s the reality, single life has its advantages that we sometimes overlook because we can often get caught up obsessing about what we think is missing from our lives. When I work with clients, we work on their relationship with themselves first and once that’s solid, they find that romantic relationships fall into place. Even if some of those relationships involve orange tie wearing, Downton Abbey watching or bed hogging!

Feel free to like, comment or share and as always, get in touch to see how I can help you find love.

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